To the editor:
A businessman wanted to expand his portfolio, “land, a farm would be nice”. He found the best farmland, but texted the seller that IT HAS WEEDS. “Yes,” said seller, “but there are ways to deal with weeds, and there will always be some weeds”.
The businessman acquired the farm, so now he thought he was a farmer. Told all the other farmers “I will make this the BEST FARM, I will REMOVE ALL THE WEEDS”. He disrespected them- he was a HUGE $UCCE$$, so he obviously KNEW MORE ABOUT FARM$. “There are ways to deal with weeds,” they said, “and there are always some weeds”.
The businessman called his friend from the construction world. “GET RID OF MY WEEDS.”
His friend brought in his young crew and bulldozed all the fertile topsoil off the farm. “NO MORE WEEDS”, he texted.
And the real farmers shook their heads and were sad.
Daniel L. Lisuk Leland
